Prehistoric Artist Prints

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

' 'Animal. Rock. Hit'...but I can't think of a good ending.'

Art Critics.

Mammoth Posing

"Do you realise we are pre- pre- pre- pre- raphaelites?

Neanderthal paints animals.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Political Cave Art

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Geekasaurus.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'