Prehistoric Artist Prints

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

' 'Animal. Rock. Hit'...but I can't think of a good ending.'

Art Critics.

Mammoth Posing

"Do you realise we are pre- pre- pre- pre- raphaelites?

Neanderthal paints animals.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

The First Cone of Shame.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Vincent Van Og.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Political Cave Art

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister