Prehistoric Art Gifts

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

"Primitive? Compared to what?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

'That hasn't been invented yet. And even if it was, we couldn't afford one.'

Caveman painting by numbers.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

"I see dinosaurs are trending."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'Not that yukky color!'

"I will never get that off of that wall!"

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

Early Interior Designers.

"Of course our earliest ancestors were quite primitive."

"There's the vandal painting graffiti on our cave!"

Caveman Basketball

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'I thought I'd try my hand at science fiction.'

"Dang!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

A caveman paints from life

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"