Prehistoric Cultures Gifts

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'I knew your 'government' invention was a lousy idea -- Now we have a ROCK shortage!'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Must you keep living in the past?

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."