Prehistoric Cultures Mugs

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'I knew your 'government' invention was a lousy idea -- Now we have a ROCK shortage!'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Must you keep living in the past?

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"