Prehistoric Culture Follower Gifts

Invention of the wheel clamp

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."