Prehistoric Culture Gifts

The First Physiotherapist...

"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."

'We were perfectly compatible until we learned to talk.'

"You've got one of my dresses on again."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'Not tonight. I have a headache.'

'Always hunters, never gatherers!'

The Newest Trick in the Book

"I've definitely confirmed the existence of 1, 2, 4 and 5 but I can't shake the feeling that I'm overlooking something."

Henge Football

"Not too much off my back."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

"No dinner tonight - It ran away."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

'Okay, where's the fire?'

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Neolithic expostulation

Early Art Critic

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A caveman paints from life

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"