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'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

The first art critic

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Kid doing cave paintings

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early accounting scandals.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'