Prehistoric Art Admirer Gifts

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Where do you get your ideas?'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Caveman Copyright

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."

"It's the oldest example of food porn."

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'

"I sold one today!!"

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

10,000 years BC, Begging is discovered

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

'Don't go drawing on the walls- it'll NEVER come off!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"...A child of six could do it."

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

"We're SO not getting our security deposit back."

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Prehistoric Modern Art

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."