Prehistoric Art Admirer Gifts

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Where do you get your ideas?'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Caveman Copyright

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Looks like something was going on in the stone age that they didn't want the bronze age to know about."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."

"It's the oldest example of food porn."

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'

"I sold one today!!"

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

10,000 years BC, Begging is discovered

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

'Don't go drawing on the walls- it'll NEVER come off!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"...A child of six could do it."

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

"We're SO not getting our security deposit back."

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

This side is the gag reel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Pompeii restoration project.