Prehistoric Art Fanatic Gifts

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Art Critics.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Political Cave Art

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.