Prehistoric Art Fanatic Gifts

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Infographics: the early years.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Mammoth Posing

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Political Cave Art

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Art Critics.