Ancient Art Admirer Gifts

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Cave paintings being discovered by archaeologists.

"Frieze!"

Dot to dot cave art.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

The first art critic

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Musical Vases

"Of course our earliest ancestors were quite primitive."

'It's wallpaper!'

'Those kids and their damn graffiti!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"

'Great Scott! I think we've discovered early rock music.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

10,000 BC the first instance of a powerpoint presentation is unleashed onto an enthralled audience.

This side is the gag reel.

We're binge-watching!

Pompeii restoration project.

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Hadrian's Wall

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Diego Velasquez

Troys'R'Us.

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists