Ancient Art Lover Gifts

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

Goddess

"I get it - you don't want anything to do with the art world. But then, don't complain about being ignored."

"I love it!"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"It's crooked."

The Ancient Near East Wing

'Oooh, catch that thing, I really want to paint one on the wall.'

'Does anyone have an aspirin?'

'You should see what they're getting up to round this side!'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

American Gothic Selfie

Pompeii restoration project.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'What's on the other side?...'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

Political Cave Art

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Frieze!"

Early Art Critic