Ancient Art Lover Gifts

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

Goddess

"I get it - you don't want anything to do with the art world. But then, don't complain about being ignored."

"I love it!"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"It's crooked."

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

The Ancient Near East Wing

'Oooh, catch that thing, I really want to paint one on the wall.'

'Does anyone have an aspirin?'

'You should see what they're getting up to round this side!'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

This side is the gag reel.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Diego Velasquez

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mammoth Posing

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Pompeii restoration project.

'What's on the other side?...'

American Gothic Selfie

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'