Ancient Aesthetics Admirer Gifts

Cleaner column.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Souvenirs.

How they did it . . .

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

Romulus and Remus

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Pompeii restoration project.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Art Critics.

"Frieze!"