Prehistoric Admirer Gifts

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"Look, Grog...me invent road-rage!"

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

"Blast from the past!"

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"What's streaming?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

'Look - Oog has reinvented himself as a biped!'

Raquel Welch.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

Old-Timer Baseball

"There may be a quick layover to check on her young."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!