Extinct Animal Fan Gifts

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Wolf Karaoke

Convenience.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Antler Buzzers.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."