Extinct Animal Fan T-Shirts

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Convenience.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Meow"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."