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The Beginning of the End: "I'm sorry, Ted, I've slept with my last Dodo."

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'

Dodo's to do list: turn off gas...cancel papers...become extinct.

Quill ?

The Day the Wooly mammoth caterpillar became extinct.

'Kevin Muxlow, you crazy sonnuva gun! How the heck are ya! Man, I thought you were extinct!'

Dodo II

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"What! You telling me I'm extinct?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Jurassic Country Club.

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Bio-obsolescence

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Mammoth

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

Common Dodo!

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Dodo with rubber ring

the end is high...

"I've got an idea for my comeback."