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'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Admit it, we're lost."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

65 Million Years Ago

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Bio-obsolescence

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"Just you wait!"

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

Mammoth

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

"We went on a trip and, when we came back, the house was taken over by these mammals."

Why the dodo became extinct