Extinct Plant Explorer T-Shirts

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

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"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Arctic Hothouse

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Mammoth

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

The Very Last Dinosaur

Slam!

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

Titan Arum

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."