Exotic Plant Discoverer T-Shirts

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Fall fashions

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Arctic Hothouse

"These hostas are out of control!"

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Football fan

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

Slam!

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Titan Arum

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Will Work for Manure

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

Pumping up a cactus

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

"The control group has taken control."