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Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"What are you in for?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Watering Flowers

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Plus $600 for delivery."