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'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Cactus Man.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'