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"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Summer wants.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Poinsettia

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Cactus Man.

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Redneck Flowerpot

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"