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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'
Venus Fly Trap.
'Are You Still Experiencing Visual Disturbances?'
"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."
"By genetically modifying chocolate and paper, I grew a packaged candy bar."
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"
These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
Mantis Love
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
Bonsai tree held up by matchstick
Gardening#2
Hardy Annuals
Well, you'd better learn to like them!
"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."
A Venus cow trap.
"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Pea
Person carrying balloons and plants.
'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'
'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'
"You've definitely got water retention..."
Poinsettia
Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.
'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'
"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."
Pollination Process
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