Spiky Plant Lover T-Shirts

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

Hardy Annuals

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

A Venus cow trap.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Pea