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It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

SPOONING CACTI

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'