Plant Enthusiast With A Twist T-Shirts

Mephedrone - 'Oh no! The plants have moved onto heroin.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

A Venus cow trap.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I've seen a tulip before."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"