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"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."

The Talking Cloche.

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Cactus Man.

Woolly tofu.

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

'Say when.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Bathing Flowers.

Cactus Hold Up

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

Charging a plant

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."

"You had me at plant based diet..."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals - I'm a vegetarin because I hate plants.'