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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Bonsai Exhibit

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Gardening.

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Cactus Man.

"At last - I've found a position that matches your talents, Perkiss!"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Woolly tofu.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Bonsai Loggers

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

'Why does everything have to break into flower the day I go on holiday?'

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Rite of Spring.

'Say when.'

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Cactus Hold Up

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."