Plant Aficionado With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Bonsai Exhibit

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Gardening.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Cactus Man.

"At last - I've found a position that matches your talents, Perkiss!"

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Woolly tofu.

Bonsai Loggers

'Why does everything have to break into flower the day I go on holiday?'

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Robert Plant.

Rite of Spring.

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

'Say when.'

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Cactus Hold Up