Plant Enthusiast (with A Sense Of Humor) Mugs

'Barney has a black thumb!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

SPOONING CACTI

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'