Plant Enthusiast Friend T-Shirts

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional