Plant Enthusiast Friend Pillows

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Cats and gardens.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mantis Love

Lawnmower

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

A Venus cow trap.

Et in Arcadia Ego