Plant Enthusiast Pillows

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Do these plants make me look fat?"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

'Did you feed the new plant, Frank?...Frank?'

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

man watering giant flower

'So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!'

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

'That plant food really works!'

'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'

'He's the reason I can't get a desk by a window.'

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"It's an orchid."

'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

Failures.

The garden lady.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'It isn't easy living in your shadow.'

'I bought this from you in August. I've only had it for three months and all the leaves have fallen off!'

'He's done his back in doctor, searching for bryophytes!'

Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant

Venus fly-trap heaven.

Disappointed farmer hammers OUT OF ORDER sign into field of wilted crops.