Plant Enthusiast Gifts

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Do these plants make me look fat?"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

'Did you feed the new plant, Frank?...Frank?'

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

man watering giant flower

'That plant food really works!'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

'So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!'

'He's the reason I can't get a desk by a window.'

'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

"It's an orchid."

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"There's no fly in my soup!"

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

'He's done his back in doctor, searching for bryophytes!'

Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

'I bought this from you in August. I've only had it for three months and all the leaves have fallen off!'

Failures.

'It isn't easy living in your shadow.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Venus fly-trap heaven.

The garden lady.