Planter Enthusiast Gifts

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Award Winning Gardener

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Cats and gardens.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Mantis Love

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'