Gardening Enthusiast Gifts

"We could start a band."

"You've been watching too much Charlie Dimmock on the tv,"

'Welcome, dear, to the Garden of Weedin'.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Drainage is key...' Thankfully the bus came, so he never had to find out if the old guy was talking about gardening or a medical condition.

Notice - Salt Kills

Riverside Cottage

Adam, Eve and the first Garden Gnome

Football and Pumpkin

"Joyce, stand well back. I'm going in with GrowBlast."

Unrest Area

Boxer beaten by a rake.

Dog is watching his owner.

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

'Podcasting!'

Rake accident.

'Put your shirt on Joe... people will think I married you for your money!'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Gertrude the Jackal

'Dear, is it necessary to water the tree everyday?'

"I told you that hanging basket was loose."

'Watching ant TV!'

"It was definitely the rake."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'