Garden Aficionado Gifts

Vampire sees 'keep off the grass sign' so turns into bat and flies.

Decorating with O.C.D.

Autumn is my favorite season.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

"Let me see if I've got this straight."

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

European Birdbath

The real flower-show

'Fifty sheds of gray.'

Tortoise on brick.

Gardener watching a bird smoking a cigarette outside his birdbox

The cost of home grown vegetables

Butterfly and Moth

Chattahoochee

Gardeners

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

Taking it easy

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Mantis Love

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Nature Lovers

Pull the udder one

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'