Garden Enthusiasts Gifts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

We think this may have been an ancient garden.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

...and it's got a very mature garden

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

Ante-Natal Clinic

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

2Oh, that's a money tree. They're all over Eden."

"This is the best tree ever! Instead of dropping a million little leaves, it only drops one big one."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Taking it easy

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Mantis Love

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Nature Lovers

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

SPOONING CACTI