Garden Enthusiast Gifts

'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

Flower steals water during a drought.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'My husband ordered this huge bag of dirt, but, as usual, he's nowhere to be found when they deliver it!'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Garden Goddess.

'Robert, you promised! Not another hedge against inflation!'

'A loader/backhoe - what a great retirement gift!'

'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

"He`s quite an old cat but he still enjoys getting out and about in the garden."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Couple sat on roof in flood. Woman says: 'And at what point does it stop being 'good for the garden'?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Mom, ca I rest for a while? I'm having labor pains!"

'Do you mind!!?'

Keeping up with the jones

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

Bee flying to another flower.

The Golfer Gardener

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

'There's no Labor Day holiday for 'honey-do's'.'

"In about two months we should have a salad."

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Have you lost the plot?'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"David! The dog's digging up the lawn again"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

Planting Dreams.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'