Garden Decor Enthusiast Gifts

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Domestic Cats.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Dog got your clog?'