Garden Decor Enthusiast Mugs

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.