Gardening Aficionado Mugs

'Hold it!' - Mans dog getting eaten by a plant/venus fly trap in botanical gardens.

The Grim Raker

"Honey...the crows are losing their fear of the scarecrow again!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Weed killer...

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"They’re real."

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Pull the udder one

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"