Gardening Aficionado Pillows

'Hold it!' - Mans dog getting eaten by a plant/venus fly trap in botanical gardens.

The Grim Raker

"Honey...the crows are losing their fear of the scarecrow again!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Weed killer...

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"