Gardening Enthusiast Friend Mugs

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Domestic Cats.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'