Gardening Enthusiast Friend Gifts

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue