Gardening Enthusiast Family Member Gifts

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue