Herb Garden Aficionado Gifts

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Cat Nip.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Too much cilantro

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

The Fall of Gnome

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Love your ambiance!"

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Neurotics in the tropics

Bonsai Exhibit

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.