Herb Garden Aficionado Pillows

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Cat Nip.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Too much cilantro

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

Bonsai Exhibit

"Love your ambiance!"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'