Herb Enthusiast Gifts

"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Gingko Biloba being poured into a Think Tank.

You're saying you've made the bed, vacuumed the stairs and now you want to visit my mother's - have you been at the St John's Wort again?

"I think I need a prescription, Doctor. Those herbal remedies have gotten so expensive I can't afford them!"

'Where do you keep your aromatherapy and herbal remedies?'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I thought you said it was an armed siege Hoskins!!"

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme: One of these is an acronym for an emergency government scientific advisory group that practices herb immunity.

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Plant Lady

Too much cilantro

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."

"Time for your St. John's Wort."

Bob's Dill with the Devil.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Hi! I'm herb.'

'You are charged, under the Horticultural Discrimination Act, of habitually siting curry plants in a less favourable location than that afforded to your native English herbs.'

'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Fools! You're not supposed to *eat* the bay leaves!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'