Herb Lovers Gifts

Too much cilantro

House plants

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Gardeners

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Alternative medicine

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Herb garden

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."