Herb Lovers Gifts

Omelette aux grosses herbes

Too much cilantro

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

House plants

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Gardeners

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Alternative medicine

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Herb garden

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."